the hacks are coming!

the hacks are coming!

the hacks are coming!

prepare yourself...

be ready...

hurry!

hurry!

stop reading this!

seek shelter as fast as you possibly can!

a massive hurricane of cliches are

wildly approaching! 

barreling and roaring in...

from out of the blue! 

faster than a speeding bullet!  

faster than the speed of light!  

more powerful than a runaway freight train!

they are coming!

the hacks!

the hacks are coming!

coming november 25, 2014!

available at blurb.com

exclusively!

okay...you were warned.

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